Narcoleptic Lights and Word Confusion

Conversation 

C: So there's an old guy light with narcolepsy in the corner of my kitchen..
You have to poke him when he falls asleep to wake him up.
K: What you on about? I've already heard this story.
C: No you haven't. Really you haven't.


So, last night sitting round the table..
[Scene 1 of 1]
{Pokes Light!}
L: "Uch, what?" 
{Light looks around the room, head falls down} 
C: For ducks sake! {POKES Light!}
L: "Whatt? Oh, sorry, 
I'm meant to be a light." 

Conversation Two 

C: If you were there you would understand.
K: Okay, riiiight.

THE END

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Conversation Three

N: Have you seen quinoa?
C: You mean that cult film that's all over the Internet?
N: No that's Kony.
C: Oh, that was blonde of me. So what you talking about?
N: Quinoa, it's in the ethnic food section of Tescos, I thought you might have tried it.
C: No.
N: Oh, okay.

THE ACTUAL END